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Don't Take Your Fish To The Swimming Pool
Pete Brown & Phil Ryan
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Ooh, yeah, hey
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Ooh, yeah, hey
There's a lot of competition
Around the world today
And 'cause I'm scared for my position
I keep my darling stashed away
I give her a whole lot of greasing
And she loves me up real good
We're like the happiest people
In our whole neighborhood
Just remember this
You're never gonna look a fool
Don't take your fish to the swimming pool
Just remember this
You'll never look a fool
Don't take your fish to the swimming pool
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Ooh, yeah, hey
Ooh, yeah, hey
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It used to be my big ambition
To have some really flashy stuff
That everybody would hit on
I could never get enough of that
But I put her in a doll's house
Showed her off to all my friends
Now she's living out in Malibu
Where the rainbows never end
You may get your wish
But here's the golden rule
Don't take your fish to the swimming pool
You may get your wish
Here is the golden rule
Don't take your fish to the swimming pool
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Now my sex drive is cemented over
The hair has fallen from my head
But I'm living out my life in clover
I got myself a robot woman instead
She's a whole lot more scenic
And a lot more hygienic
And a lot less aggro
Well I'm right out of condition
Working, working for my baby all the time
I said I'm out of ammunition
But what I got is really mine
Nobody can take her from me
'Cause there ain't nobody knows
We just staying home night together
That's the way love grows
You will lose your dish
And you will blow your entire cool
So don't take your fish to the swimming pool
You will lose your dish
You will blow your cool
Don't take your fish to the swimming pool
You gotta watch out
Watch out for your baby
You don't want all those filthy great muscle men
Dipping their bread in your gravy
I said you gotta watch out
Don't go to the public baths
And there can't be no aftermath
No, sir
And you gotta take care, look out, look out
For all those germs creepin' up behind ya
Creepin' in the front door, comin' in the window
You never know where they're gonna come from next
I'm talkin' about hygiene, hygiene
'Cause it could be goodbye-giene, goodbye-giene
You never know, you never know
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