If I Only Had Some Rum
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I could be a drunken ferret
A pirate with a parrot
A buccaneer to some
I would walk with a swagger
And I'd wield a deathly dagger
If I only had some rum
I could sail with Captain Sparrow
Leave behind the straight and narrow
A scoundrel on the run
I would make rum mimosas
And I'd drink em with Barbossa
If I only had some rum
Now I could tell you why
We fly the jolly roger in the breeze
I could say and do as I please
And bring the British navy to their knees
I would be a fearsome sailor
A pirate, not a whaler
Not just another bum
Pirate lies I'd be hatching
And my arse I'd be ascratching
If I only had some rum
Now I
Would like to try
To pillage every village on the shore
I would plunder from Key West to Baltimore
The go back and take some more
I'd awesome with a pistol
From Jamaica up to Bristol
With the treasure I'd have won
My pirate ship would a big un
I'd go swinging through the rigging
If I only had some rum
A jolly roger I'd be flying
Spanish captains would be dying
If I only had some rum