12 Days Of Christmas
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On the first day of Christmas
My barmaid sold to me
A lager for 17p
On the second day of Christmas
My true mate sold to me
Two scotch and cokes
And a lager for 17p
On the third day of Christmas
My barmaid sold to me
Three dodgy cocktails with a cherry on the top
Two scotch and cokes
And a lager for 17p
On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Four rum and cokes
Three dodgy cocktails with a cherry on the top
Two scotch and cokes
And a lager for 17p
On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Five double G's
Four rum and cokes
Three dodgy cocktails with a cherry on the top
Two scotch and cokes
And a lager for 17p
On the last day of Christmas
My barmaid sold to me
Three
Four wet kippers
Two haemorrhoids
One bunch of grapes
One, one orgasm sandwich
One, one clinker on a bread bin
In a, in a, in a dodgy tree
What? No loom?
What do you mean, what no loom?
Time gentlemen please
The British Board of Music Censors would like
To say that we find this absolutely abysmal
The lyrics are crass, the music's pathetic
The whole idea is an insult to the intelligence
But we are forced to admit that we find the loom quality rather strong