Hokey Fuckin' Pokey
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Alright, everybody get your moms and your dads
And your kids and your grandmas
It's time for the hokey fucking pokey!
Right foot
You put your right foot in
You take your right foot out
You put your right foot in (together)
And you move that motherfucker about
Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around
The hokey fucking pokey and you turn yourself around
Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about
Left foot
You put your left foot in (Yeah)
You take your left foot out (Yeah)
You put your left foot in (Come on! Come on! Come on!)
And you move that motherfucker about (That's right)
Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around
The hokey fucking pokey and you turn yourself around
Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about
Hey Mike, do a little dilly. Yeah!
Alright Josh, uh, sing and stuff
I'm gonna go sit down (Okay)
You do the hokey pokey
The hokey pokey
The hokey pokey
The hokey pokey (Now you die)
Right hand!
(No dude, do the left hand)
What?
(Do the left hand I have to pick with my right)
Okay, fine
Left hand! (Thanks dude)
You put your left hand in
You take your left hand out
You put your left hand in (Wee!)
And you move that motherfucker about (I play drums)
Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around
The hokey fucking pokey and you turn yourself around
Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about (Whole self)
You put your whole self in (There's no excuse)
You take your whole self out (Even Siamese twins)
You put your whole self in
And you move that motherfucker about! (You fail)
Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around
The hokey fucking pokey and you turn yourself around
Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about
Ow! Yeah, guys!
C'mon, I wanna see you do a mosh pit in the shape of a giraffe!
Yeah, you heard me right! Now let's see you do it! C'mon... Let's go!
Dude, no
Dude, stop
Dude, stop!
Stop right now, or I'll punch you in the face!
Ow, my face!
Right! Yeah, that's a pretty good giraffe-shaped mosh pit!
I mean, it's not the best I've seen, but it was pretty good
You're cheaters
Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around
The hokey fucking pokey and you turn yourself around
Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around
Do the hokey pokey. Turn yourself around!
Do the hokey pokey (And you turn yourself around)
Do the hokey pokey (And you turn yourself around)
Do the hokey pokey (And you turn yourself around)
That's what it's all about! (Bitch!)