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Stand Up In It, Part Ii (Explicit)
Theodis Ealey
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Hey everybody, this is old Theotis
Y'all remember me?
You know, a lot of people ask me, they say
Theotis, how did you write that song called
Stand Up In It?
Well, I told everybody
A little old lady told me a story one time
And after she told me that story
I started thinking about it, you know?
But anyway, you know, any of my friends
That know me, I mean really know me
Know that I like to drink
And one night I was hanging out
With my two friends, E and J
Last name Brandy, y'all know them
Anyway, I got home that morning
It was about four o'clock in the morning
And she was just getting out of the shower
She was getting up
Getting ready to go to work
She was all drippy and wet, oh my goodness
And old E got to talking to me
He said, Theotis, just look at her
Don't she look good?
He said, go on, talk nasty to her
I said, you sure?
And old E said, tell him, J
And I looked at my woman
And I told my woman, I said, baby
I saw that water just dripping all over her
And I said, baby, you don't need no towel
I'm going to lick you dry
And old E started talking to me, he said
Theotis, you got to take her now
You can't wait for her to get to the bedroom
I said, you sure?
He said, you're going to be okay
And I said, oh boy
You got to act in the moment
And you know what I did, y'all?
I took my woman, as I did
And I put her on the bathroom sink
I took her left leg, y'all
And I put it over my right shoulder
I took her right leg, as I did, y'all
And I put it over my left shoulder
And you know what?
I started doing, I started stroking
Yes, I did
And you know, old E told me, Theotis
You ain't just stroking this
You standing up now go on, talk nasty to her
I said, you sure?
What you talking about?
I said, he's talking nasty to her
I said, are you sure?
He said, you're talking nasty to a tanner, J
And you know what I did, y'all?
I looked down at my woman
Brown, brown, brown, black, pretty ass
And you know what I did, y'all?
I looked down and I said, whose is it, Johnny?
Whose is it?
Whose is it, damn it?
Whose is it?
And you know what she said?
She said, oh, Theotis, Theotis, Theotis, Theotis Theotis, Theotis
Oh, shit, goddamn, Theotis
Oh, she said, stand up in the Theotis
But don't you stand up too fast
Say, if my stuff ain't tight enough, you can't
I said, I ain't going there, God dog
And the moral of this story is
Is that you can snag it, stroke it
Rub it, squeeze it, tease it
Do anything you want to do with it
But you ain't did nothing
Until you stand up in it
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Woo!
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