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Why is it the same time of every year
The rain turns to snow and Whitestone freezes over?
The gnomes and halflings all run inside
And laugh and play around a roaring fire
Winter's Crest, you're just not for me
You make me shiver and shake, even Pate could see
That you warm people's hearts, but mine has a flaw
Please, won't you let me thaw?
I'm feeling old (She don't age because she's undead)
But I'm feeling bold (She gives unsettling presents)
Won't someone tell me why I feel so cold inside?
(Probably because you're dead.) (Shut up, Chetney!)
I like the Dawnfather (I don't think he likes us...)
I'd eat a whole fireball (The acid reflux!)
No matter how hard I try, I feel so cold inside
Don't worry, Laudna! I got an idea!
Well, what if I were to skitter down your arm and do a little dance
While you sit all snuggled up 'round the toasty fireplace?
Would that be enough to melt away the ice?
You're cute, Pate, but I still feel so cold inside
Well, what if I bake for you in three-part harmony?
Hot Winter's Crest pie with warm Chellerum jelly
And cut you the hottest, burn-the-roof-of-your-mouth slice?
Oh, that sounds delicious, but it would soon turn cold inside!
What if took all of my scrap wood and sawdust and wood shavings
And I set it all on fire? And it was really hot!
But if it wasn't hot enough, I'd make the fire bigger
And the village would be on fire
And I'd be on fire, and then you'd be on fire
How does that sound? Do you think that would warm you up?
...Chetney, I appreciate the effort
But I think you're just describing arson
Yeah? So what?
I'm feeling old (She don't age because she's undead)
But I'm feeling bold (She gives unsettling presents)
Won't someone tell me why I feel so cold inside?
(Well, you don't have a heartbeat...) (Mate, I'm warning you!)
I'd walk across the wasteland (Walk across the wasteland)
To shake a phoenix by their burning hand (La-da-da-da-da!)
No matter how hard I try I feel so cold inside (La-da-da-da-da-da)
I feel so cold inside (La-da-da-da-da-da)
I feel so cold, oh so cold
Why is it the same time of every year
You act so coy? Yeah, I think you enjoy
To say you're frozen, but then you decide
To sit your freezin' bones down by my side
And start meltin' once I get near
I give you the same gift I give you every year
A kiss on the cheek, we all know what happens next!
"Everybody, hit the deck!"
Why is everybody hiding all of a sudden?
Nobody ever tells me anything--Oh my god!
I'm feeling hot! (It's a holiday tradition!)
And I like it a lot! (The Great Laudna Ignition!)
Thank the stars in the sky, now I feel so warm inside
(I tell ya, it gets bigger every year)
Oh, Winter's Crest (Oh, Winter's Crest)
You're the time that I love best! (La-da-da-da!)
By the end of the night, I feel so warm
When we're all together, we can't help but sing along
By the end of the night
We feel so warm inside! (La-da-da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da!)
Every year, she burns my goddamn eyebrows off!
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