Don't Leave Home Without It
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Hey Candyman, how you wanna start this record?
I don't even know, what you think Jay?
I say we start it like this
Ooh, that was just too funky
But anyway, I wanna give a shout out to my homeboys
Saying don't leave home without it
'Cause as we all know
We'll still end up knocking a booth
Clubbin', jumpin' off at the funky reggae spot
Yesterday was payday, today all I got is
A ten to get me in then buy me a drink
See a girly dressed in pink, but wait a minute, think
If she were to rush me to the nearest hotel
I couldn't even bail, besides you can't tell
If she's a skeezer, a teaser or a typical flirt
A sophisticated lady, maybe simply send a skirt
Wouldn't hurt to come prepared for the sex
I left home without it, not American Express
Yet and still, somehow I feel the need is there
Shootin' much cap knowin' I'll tap that derriere
Even without a strap I didn't crap out in the end
But it won't happen again 'cause a man's best friend
Is the T-R to the O-J to the A-N-S
Being ignorant can put you in the clinic for a blood test
So what I'm tryin' to tell my homeboys is
Don't leave home without it
Don't take it personal ladies, it's probably just um
Something you got
Tell 'em the truth
We'll still end up knocking a booth
Bored out of your mind so what should you do?
Rent a VCR, view a movie or two
Before you're through watchin' movies three and four
You're shocked to hear a knock at the front door
Open your blinds to find three girls waitin'
Anticipating 'cause soon you'll be dating
Either Felicia, Lacresha or Precious
Well, probably Precious 'cause she looks the freshest
Alright, tonight she's the one you selected
Next day you find out Felicia's interested
Guess you're that type of guy so why not play the field
But when you went to the battle you forgot your shield
Felicia's in cahoots, boots are knocked with the quickness
Think she's got the flu, I'm afraid it's morning sickness
All shook up 'cause you were plugged up with the baddest one
Just your luck, now you're stuck with the fattest one
To all the ladies, this applies to you too
Don't leave home without it
Sorry homies but it's probably just um
Something you got
Tell 'em the truth
We'll still end up knocking a booth
Wait for the birth date nine months later
Inside you find a blind baby in an incubator
Nothing could be worse, you ask the nurse to see your son
Guess who she brings back? Yeah, that's the one
Dumb woman comin' home and you're upset all day
Wanna slap the baby's mama like a wet ball of clay
She used to light the pipe and at night do the wild thing
Fact is that the crack attacked your child's brain
No main squeeze, she can do as she pleases
Besides, she coulda gave you one of those diseases
Mononucleosis, hepatitis or mange
A yeast infection or your complexion could change
From the herpes virus, simplex one, two, three-a
Disease called AIDS, trichomoniasis, gonorrhea
See likely in college says, better think about it
But like I'm sayin', don't leave home without it
So to all my homeboys and homegirls
Don't let this go in one ear and out the other
Go on down to that clinic 'cause you never know it might be
Something you got
Tell 'em the truth
We'll still end up knocking a booth
Candyman, on the no lie tip
Did you really knock boots with those females man?
On the strength dude, but um, I left home without it
You what? You stupid little