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Barbra Streisand
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Now you see this screen that comes in and out, and doing all this
Complicated stuff here? It got more rehearsal than I did. I swear
A lot more. Now everything on this set is automated, you know they
Use um, hydraulics. It's, it's really scary. They say
That you can make things appear or disappear with a clicker
See like I can make this screen disappear. Watch. No
No, no, no, that's the wrong clicker. No, not the chair
Ch- I need my chair back. Bring the chair back. Come on
Barbra, stand up tall and stop fidgeting
Ma! What are you doing here?
I brought you a nice sandwich
I'm not hungry
You look too thin
I'm not too thin
It's a nice chicken salad sandwich
Alright, maybe I'll have it later. I need
A mother clicker here, mother clicker here
You know you promised me a nice seat in
The orchestra, but this is ridiculous!
Mute! Mute! Mute! Mute!
Maybe Marvin wants the sandwich
Seriously, this is so technically overwhelming it reminds me of my
House. Remember the good old days? BC, Before Clickers? When you
Had to actually get up to change a channel? You know, when you
Could turn up the volume with a knob? Do you remember knobs? You
Remember channel 4? You remember when it was just 2, 4, 5, 7, 9
11, And 13? Do you remember? Channel 2 was Ed Sullivan, channel 4
Was Milton Berle. That was it. They were there. They were always
There. You could count on them, you know? Then there's 24 hour news
Shows. How did information get around in the old days, I mean the
Really old days, you know? About the most powerful people in the
World like Buddha, Jesus, Moses. I mean these are big names. I mean
What did they do before CNN? It was word of mouth before technology
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