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I got a fire alarm at home
But really it's more like a nine volt battery slowly draining
Do you want to slowly get rid of your nine volt batteries?
Then buy this circle
I have no problem not listening to the Temptations, which is weird
Listerine hurts
Man when I put Listerine in my mouth I'm fucking angry
Germs do not go quietly
If you're watching a parade make sure you stand in one spot
Don't follow it, it never changes
If the parade is boring run in the opposite direction
You will fast forward the parade
Xylophone is spelled with an 'X', that's wrong
Xylophone, 'zzz', 'X'
I don't fucking see it
It should be a 'Z' up front
Next time someone says to spell it use a 'Z'
If someone says "that's wrong"
Say "no it ain't"
If you think that's wrong than you need to have your head Z-rayed
It's like 'X' wasn't given enough to do so they had to promise it more
"Okay you won't start alot of words
But we will give you a co-starring role in Tic-Tac-Toe
And you will be acquainted with hugs and kisses
And you will mark the spot
And you will make writing Christmas easier
And incidentally you will start Xylophone
Are you happy you fucking 'X'?"