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Hey you!
Don't touch that dial, don't flush that smile!
'Cause you found the greatest show on television!
(At 11pm at least..)
But enough about me, let's talk TV!
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Here have a seat! (A seat!)
I'll sweep you right off your feet! So you'll want somewhere to land!
But I suggest (Suggest)
You give the sofa a test, relax that channel-surfin' haand!
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I'll give ya thoughts you never thunk of even thinkin'! (With such flair)
Raise my ratings, won'tcha pal? They're sinkin'! (Say you care)
And sweetheart, I'll be walkin' on air!
(Just sit back and stare)
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How 'bout a quiz? (A quiz)
I betcha that you're a wiz, a real answering machineee!
So at the tone (The tone)
Make your genius known and shout some letters at the screennn!
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I'll give ya prizes like this goopy groovy putty!! (Do not consume)
Even if you feel a lil nutty! (Like a legume)
We'll chase away your sordid gloom
(Right out of the room)
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Trust Mr. Tenna
And in a wink you'll see
Your troubles start to fade, I've got a knack
Join Mr. Tenna.. and say "I love TV!"
And watch your TV show, it loves you back!
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I love TV! ("I love TV"!)
Say it with me! (Say it with he)
I love TV! ("I love TV!")
I'm keeping count! (He's keeping count)
I love TV!
Say it for me!
And I'll assign your love a numbered amount!
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Come on, don't be shy! I know you can talk!
(I've heard you scream!)
Maybe something more interactive will loosen up those lovely lips?
Let's find out!
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How bout a game? (A game!)
It might look dated and lame
But I promise that it's fun!
Just plug it in! (Plug in!)
I can't wait to begin!
Get ready, player one!
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I'll give you challenges that feel good to conquer! (Balanced well)
Bleeps and boops that drive your parents bonkers! (Loud as hell)
I know you're going to excel! (Just sit down for a spell)
Here comes the boss! (The boss)
And, wowza, I'm at a loss!
It's big and bad and strong
But you're equipped! (Equipped)
With a great source โo tips
That'll guide you all night long!
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You'll be maxin' out your point count while you're layin'! (With your friends!)
Laxin' on your carpet while you're slaying!!! (On weekends)
You'll never wanna leave again! (Which we commend!)
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Trust Mr. Tenna
And in a wink you'll see
Your doldrums turn to joy, I've got a knack
Join Mr. tenna.. and say "I love TV!"
And watch the TV, bring your family back!
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I love TV! ("I love TV"!)
Say it with me! (Say it with he)
I love TV! ("I love TV!")
I'm keeping count! (He's keeping count)
I love TV!
Say it for me!
And I'll assign your love a numbered amount!
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Hey! You're not trying to LEAVE, are ya?!
DON'T DO THAT!
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Sit down, sit down, sit down! And watch me dance and sing
And laugh, forget your woes! (You have a lot)
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Sit down, sit down, sit down! There's endless entertainment
On my TV shows! (You're all he's got)
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Come on, sit down, sit down! Get everyone together!
Stay here! Sit down! Sit down!
I'll be alone if you go
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...What am I doing..? This is all so
Glooby
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I've made a mess
Just got one little request, before you touch that dial
Say it was fun, before my broadcast is done
Kill your TV with a smile
Through all the flash and cash and trashy jokes I've flaunted
That's the only thing l've ever really wanted
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To be a part of the family, distract from the tragedy
At least, for a while (ooh-oooooh-oooh)
So say it with me, "I love TV"...
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As I go out in style!
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