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Taiga Aisaka vs Kirino Kousaka
Skeep☆Tieel
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When you're bumpin heads with Taiga Aisaka
Pre-pre-prepare for her to pounce when she eyes Suckas
I can make a man twice my size cry And you're a
Boutta get floored like TORA-DORA-ORA
Eh Stop Talk to the palm top
Crush you; I'm the heel Hike my socks up
Hear the crowd roar for the Tiger When she pops off
Call this fight your feelings for your brother, bitch Boxed off
Stacked up like your games Add to the pile
She ain't nuthin to fuck with Taiga Style!
You're a pretty little cover girl You're the picture
Of an eroge addicted loli-licker!
Your friends are no better You're all pathetic people!
But everyone agrees they prefer the chuunibyou
Go cry to onii-chan when your raps tank, he Will go say
There's No Way My Little Sister Can Lose This Badly
Your novels are light like a trash can fire
Try not to convince me You're Eromanga Sensei's writer!
You inspire and glorify Degeneracy of otaku
So tasteless The diet warriors are here to stop you
Aww, need your hand held Like a PSP game
Listening to me completely wrecking you on replay
Go disappoint your friends more You degenerate fuck-up!
Hey Baka-chi! Are you model types all this stuck-up
Shelve this waste of space Like the cash she's spent!
Take this like a late night lash out Go get bent!
Give it to you bluntly With the 1, 2, play!
And make this hurt more than What Manami could ever say
More like Tiger and dragged-on Any more to say
From model, to novelist Unlike you, I'm self-made
You're just a flat chest Bad attitude and stupid name
So go grab your umbrella I'm raining on your pre-parade
I hear a hypocrite If you wanna talk moral quandary
This abusive liar Can't air out her own dirty laundry
And hey! Even the typical otaku smells
Better
Than this brat who can barely take care of herself
So keep lying to yourself See how bad you get hurt!
You Chibi Chump squirt! Every skirt you wear's a mini skirt
You got suspended from school Looking and acting like you do
So sorry I act like a child! What's your excuse
Slap you around so bad Touching you becomes a bad omen
Haven't seen you screwed this badly- Wait, I have read that doujin
And what you bark has no bite My penmanship's better
Cause your threats are as empty As your goddamned love letters!
From the stairs to the ski trip To the Christmas ball's tree
To your words, all you're known for Is tripping and falling!
Never learned how to act! Socially outed making faux pas
Always fuck up first thing in the morning Like it's OHA
Call it Stardust witch Meguca When I'm all like
Akihabara's my city now Fight
Rie Kugimiya should get a new typecast schtick
'Cause even Kanako's better fit in pink than this witch!
Ditch the Kitamura pics You shaky-hand stalker
Such a self-loathing bully You stuff yourself in lockers
Still believe in Santa And you think that you're so tough?
But hey it's like they say I won't sweat over the small stuff
Bite me! You got moe fangs I got Tiger teeth!
How bad is that sis-con brain rot Enlighten me
She's a track star But there's nowhere to flee to
Forget a beach episode And get out your fucking gene pool
Aw there it is You finally got that off your chest?
Heh Now we can say not anything there is left
You're a joke that falls flat! And that gets you this mad
Bitch, you really need Two different types of pads
Shut it! Nothing clever from this sis-con's lips
Stick to writing your friends Into your rape fanfics
The bipolar blackmailer Wants to act high and mighty
Your boyfriends a sucker For dealing with a girl so whiny
So nice malewife, tiny
Up yours, brotherfucker
Oh shut the fuck up
No, you shut the fuck up
Nnnghh! It's not like I like tearing into you
Scratch that, I lied, I absolutely fucking do!
Hmph!
If you want to talk about the mutt so much I'll go and fold
You're filth in my shadow So, Ryuuji Scrub the mold! (What?)
Huuuh?! So you're bouncing?
Look what the cat dragged in Kyosuke, give em life counselling!
Uhh
Um, uh... I'll diss ya for having a thing for your sister and so on
Yeah, whatever Loli-con
Dude, that's also you
Useless brother(stupid dog)
Gaagh(Agh!)
Why'd I bother(What the hell)
Asking(Move, mutt)
I don't need your damn help(I don't need your damn help)
To slay this excuse of a dragon(to show this sis-con up)
Hey Onii-chan! Here's your wake up call
How's this for life counseling? Don't date 15-year-olds
You deserve every single hit You got in your life
'Cause nothing you ever fought for Was morally right!
Uh. I lived alone Ryuji cleaned and made food but it's
Way more pitiful when you and Ayase do it
'Cause every moment with you's a red flag and it's Pathetic
You've as much personality As a light novel protagonist
Like a block of tofu No real meat to go through
Shoved in a mm-mogg-morgue's where I'll put you!
Riding on otaku merchandise, a white knight
...And I thought I looked stupid with a bike
You're such a letdown like an Inko-Chan stutter
You make a way better punching bag
Than a brother Than a son Than a lover
A real mongrel mister
So K-Y-S And I don't mean kiss your sister
Hey, senpai! Is that the best I get
I couldn't stand your lines! You're like summer comiket
You left the track like your daddy Dead beat
I'm rackin' royalties While you're bargain bin red meat
So, Mr. Lucky man Go do your job and crown me
The Blu-rays will have to stay censored After this pounding
This mommy's boy's delinquent look Has gone out of style
Between you and her I can't tell who's the child
You've got more issues Than eroge in my wish list
And what's up with you dipshits Embarrassing yourselves on Christmas
I'll make a ghost out of you Minorin, I hear ya
Grant her wish Like I'm a shooting star (Kiran!)
Meru figure; she's first prize This punk's got cursed eyes
Dog's right, you're domestic You housewife
Just put on Miss Kobayashi If I want a maid dragon
'Cause you? Hah! There's no way we're on Equal Standin'