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Afterskool Special

Afterskool Special feat. Jimmy Urine
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Nothin' like a little fun after school There ain't nothin' like a little sex, fuckin' and booze And if you don't like that, well that's totally cool man! Have fun in chess club, you fuckin' loser. Shit's crazy, New York or Vancouver It doesn't really matter, it's still the same bullshit I got away with murder, I got away with drugs I got away with everything 'cause after 3PM My education began What did we learn? Well let me tell you, man! We learned that: A is for ass B is for butt C is for muthafuckin' you know what D is for my dick Everybody lets have a dirty sexual party 'cause G is for goddamn I wanna give some bad advice before you get good ones. The less that you talk about shit the more you get away with it because Loose lips sink ships - you know it Everybody finds out when you post it Who'dya think has Facebook? Just you? Nah Your mom, your teacher, the fuckin' cops too! Whoever talks the loudest is full of shit The guy who doesn't say anything - he's legit (legit) Everything we learned, we learned after school I said, everything we learned, we learned after school Everything we learned, we learned after school Like guns and girls and drugs and booze Everything we learned, we learned after school We didn't wait around and learn from the teacher's rule Everything we learned, we learned after school And when the last bell rung is when the education begi-- Teacher, teacher, think I wanna beat ya Pee chee folder, cafeteria pizza! I'm feeling like [Screech with the long reach Dirty Sanchez, Rebecca Black, pop a birth control - Pez A-E-I-O I want you, you and you too And sometimes why? Because I wanna die When I realize I could never compromise a glue high All these little bitches gonna learn the hard way You never go out, do fucked up shit on a holiday! That's when all the cops are out lookin' for your ass Go out on February 29th, no one gives a shit! Smashin' windows, playin' Nintendo Shootin' out muthafuckin' bus stops with slingshots Because I'll never get caught And I'm skipping class like (what?) Jump rope Everything we learned, we learned after school I said, everything we learned, we learned after school Everything we learned, we learned after school Like guns and girls and drugs and booze Everything we learned, we learned after school We didn't wait around and learn from the teacher's rule Everything we learned, we learned after school And when the last bell rung is when the education beg-- Ohh!! Me & Kevvy Mental Rockin' this shit because you know that it's essential And if you put this track on Put it on repeat because you know you'll want it back on The kids are kissing and moaning and groaning Alone in the shake and the take and the wake 'a bake And the fake are bakin' The kids are cheating, repeating and skeeting And tweeting, a beating and skeeting And beating and skeeting a beating-skeeting On-on-once in a while you gotta get some drugs Once in a while you gotta give some hugs Once in a while you gotta have some fun And by once in a while of course I meant every single fucking-- Bitches love me 'cause they know that I can write And bitches love me 'cause they know that I can breathe And bitches love me 'cause they know that I can count like 1, 2, 3, 6 I want it, you want it, he wants it, they want it We want it, let's get it Let's fuck all night! And if you want me to stop Well, get off my dick and get off my jock Because I'm hard Yes, I'm harder than hard I'm hardy-hardy-hardy-hardy-hard-hard-hard (Got-damn!) Everything we learned, we learned after school, I said: Everything we learned, we learned after school (get 'em Jimmy) Everything we learned, we learned after school Like getting arrested, suspended, expelled from school Everything we learned, we learned after school Yes, everything we learned, we learned after school And the moral of this story is? (what is it?) Fuckin' is good and so is all this other shit! Look out, Fake Shark - Real Zombie and Mindless Self Indulgence Conquest and [?] and shit! Keepin' it ignorant, keepin' it weird K to the E-V-V to the Y I don't know, I'm muthafuckin' mental, that's why! J to the I-M-M to the Y Gonna fuck shit up until we die Yo, your parents ain't nothin' but a bunch of us's. Just listen to Kevvy and Jimmy and everything will be okay, y'know what I'm sayin'?