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10 Pimpology
Too $hort
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That nigga wanted to hun it
All we want is the money
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You know man all bitches are the same just like my hoe
I keep 'em bro wake up one morning
And, with some money to spend, they go crazy
I'm goin' to tell you a story in stereo
About the pimping game, that you should know
But if you don't, it's alright
'Cause I'll be spittin' this game to you all damn night
When I was three years old
Straight pimp game I was told
My daddy sent me to pimp school
In this man's world, you can't be no fool
If a pimp is what you wanna be
You're gonna have to learn pimpology
Pimpology a pimp's profession
Can't be affected by the great depression
So if you want to be giant sized
Come to my school get pimp-matized
In your school, what do they teach?
English, math, and history
Pimpin' game, you can learn
And if you do, you will earn
A pimp diploma, just for you
For learning what you're taught when you come to school
Lesson one
You should know never love a bitch or a whore
Lesson two
Tells you to do only one thing, act cool
Lesson three
Breaking a bitch if she's poor, if she's rich
If your game is soft or hard
It shouldn't take long to break the broad
Lesson four
Keep ya ho, it's the most important thing to know
'Cause I pimp or die bitch, I'm like the mack
Riding around Oakland in a Cadillac
But on the other hand, if you can't pimp
And the ho's keep treating you like a simp
I don't know what to say about you boys
You better go to the store and buy some toys
'Cause you can't play this game
Next time you hear grown folks talking, shut the fuck up y' hear?
Now you heard my story in stereo
'Bout the pimpin' game, that you should know
But if you don't, it's alright
'Cause I'll be spittin' this game to y'all damn night
I'm short dog, ain't nothin' nice
I never rap fake when I'm on the mic
I ride around town in a clean ass Benz
Never ever frontin' on my real cool friends
My zodiac sign is a Taurus the bull
I drink old English, and I do get full
If you're wondering why I don't stop my rap
'Cause other MC's can't rock like that
My music flows like Domino's
I pimp these hoes that's how it goes
Tenders on my beeper all day and night
I'm a true Blue Player homeboy that's right
O-A-K-L-A-N-D
That's where I rain, top dog MC
Too short, baby, on the microphone
I work more tails, I don't take freaks home
Man, they start trippin' when they think your rich
Met her yesterday now she's my bitch
It's not hard to believe but that's how it goes
I'm burnin' rubber on these hoes like vogues
Check out my style, baby don't stop
If you can't call me short, just call me dog
Black is my color, I have no other nothing else will do
I've got a black car, black bed, black TV
I've even got a silk black suit
Dangerous music, and a dangerous crew
Oakland, California, and the Playboy too
West coast rappin' all over the place
Too short, baby, all in your face
I rap so hard you can't stop me
My last album sold a million copies
Me and the Maestro, layin' the beat
DJ scratches from my homeboy pete
Dangerous music is what you hear
A new LP, every year
You know we rollin', can't be fakin'
We come through, and all your girls, we're takin'
You know we're rollin' don't do no simpin'
Oaktown players, strictly pimpin', bitch
My name is short just what you've been lookin' for
Sending young tenders on a wild goose chase
Up in the hills, tryin' to find my place
Gettin' lost, gettin' tossed, gettin' found and clowned
Every time you see short baby, you get down
'Cause the raps I make are the raps you like
The way sir too short rocks the mic
It's a one of a kind, rapping style
Have the freaks in the crowd, goin' wild
So when I spit my rhyme, where's the cheer
Bitch, bitch, bitch make me rich
It was thirty five thousand dollars, thirty five thousand dollars cash money?
No, I get one, thirty five thousand dollars plus one, right? The one I gave you?
No, you gave me six alright
'Cause one I had now six and thirty five thousand dollars plus one, plus six makes seven
Thirty five thousand dollars plus seven, right, mothafucker, can you buy that?
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