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Robot Girlfriend
Rhett and Link
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I've never had too much luck with females
I'm not confident unless I'm writing an e-mail
But my life would be so sublime
If I bought a robot girl online
I'd never hear her silicone mouth complaining
About my dry scalp or my excessive gaming
She's my Small Wonder, I'm her Voltron
I flip a switch and it turns her on
My robot girlfriend
The best relationship I'd ever be in
She's got a grip stronger than an ape
And she can calculate a tip to the 25th decimal place
Though we can't go out in rainy weather
We can still play Solitaire together ("Nicely done, boyfriend.")
Meeting her folks is no real cause for fear
They're just a team of friendly Japanese engineers
If I ever start to think that she might leave me
I'll defrag her harddrive and wipe her memory
My robot girlfriend
The best relationship I'll never be in
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