Ecclesiastatical Perks
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In pulpits
In pulpits
They can preach naked from the waist downwards in cloisters
They can smack each other's arses
These be ecclesiastical percs
These be ecclesiastical percs
Cheap flagstones
Cheap flagstones
Clergyman he's got a drive to lay
Clergyman he's got a drive to lay
Wet sponges (at the summer fair) shall miss me
These be ecclesiastical percs
These be ecclesiastical percs
Rumour had it there was none left
So I swiftly walked round to Archie's house
"Archie, people are saying you haven't got any
What am I supposed to do, you know the situation"
"Reverend, come sit down, for you there is always some
How much do you need?"
I'm gonna bottle up my love
And shake it up and down
And spray it all over Jesus
Near baconer
Joke breasts on
No seat belts
Nice policeman
Fierce hander
All nighter
Need no pay
Hey hey hey hey hey
These be
These be
These be