San Pellegrino
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Yeah, yeah
Okay, okay, yeah
My girl wants San Pellegrino
My girl wants San Pellegrino
I told her it's just sparkling water
But she didn't wanna listen to me though
She said, "Nah, it's elite, bro"
I said, "Yeah, but it's not that deep though"
My girl wants San Pellegrino
My girl wants San Pellegrino
My girl's thirsty, my girl's dehydrated
My girl wants something refreshing and carbonated
I said, "I'm going shop, do you want anything?"
And she was like, "Yea"
"Can you get me some Pellegrino?"
I was like, "Sure thing, in a bit, babe" (see ya)
She gave me a ring
Said she don't want no Highland Spring (alright, babe)
She don't want no Buxton
Fuck that, she wants the real thing (understood)
Bottled at source in the Italian Alps
Bubbling Agua, come on, let's have ya
Glass bottle feels nice on her mouth
My girl wants San Pellegrino
My girl wants San Pellegrino
I told her it's just sparkling water
But she didn't wanna listen to me though
She said, "Nah, it's elite, bro"
I said, "Yeah, but it's not that deep though"
My girl wants San Pellegrino
My girl wants San Pellegrino
My girl's parched, my girl's spitting feathers
My girl's playing her Switch in bed with serious tekkers (serious)
Meanwhile I was getting quite flustered
Yeah, I was having a bit of a mare
Went to a couple shops that usually sold it
But to my surprise it was not there (huh?)
She got on the phone
Said she don't want no Tesco's own (alright, babe)
She don't want no Perrier
"What d'ya mean there's no San Pel in the area?" (I dunno)
Bottled at source in the Alps in Italy
She said, "Don't come back empty handed"
And she weren't joking, she meant it literally
My girl wants San Pellegrino
My girl wants San Pellegrino
I told her it's just sparkling water
But she didn't wanna listen to me though
She said, "Nah, it's elite, bro"
I said, "Yeah, but it's not that deep though"
My girl wants San Pellegrino
My girl wants San Pellegrino
(Fuck's sake, really?)
(Alright)
My girl's pissed off, my girl's discontented
When my girl said she wanted San Pel, my girl really meant it
She was like, "Oh my God, like, you literally had one job"
"Fuck sake I can't even"
I said I better go to big Sainsbury's then
I got on the bus (the bus)
It was hot on the bus
I thought my head might explode or I might spontaneously combust
Walked through the doors like "open sesame"
Quick, 'cause my girl's wellbeing's in jeopardy
Yes, mate, secured the San Pel
I'd do anything for my girl
My girl wants San Pellegrino
My girl wants San Pellegrino
I told her it's just sparkling water
But she didn't wanna listen to me though
She said, "Nah, it's elite, bro"
I said, "Yeah, but it's not that deep though"
My girl wants San Pellegrino
My girl wants San Pellegrino
My girl's chuffed (chuffed)
My girl's back on top now
My girl said that I'm a good boy and took me out the doghouse
She was like, "Well done, baby"
And for a moment it was all gravy
In the hallway hugging and kissing
Then I followed her into the kitchen
I couldn't believe what I was watching
She got a glass and poured some squash in
Then put the San Pel in it
I was like, "Wait, what, hold on a minute" (What the fuck?)
"Like, babe, what the hell?
Why did you make me get San Pel?"
I'm speechless, what the fuck?
I love my girl, but she's off her nut
My girl wants San Pellegrino
My girl wants San Pellegrino
I told her it's just sparkling water
But she didn't wanna listen to me though
She said, "Nah, it's elite, bro"
I said, "Yeah, but it's not that deep though"
My girl wants San Pellegrino
My girl got San Pellegrino