I'd Rather Be Thin Than Famous
Jack Kerouac & Steve Allen
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I'd rather be thin than famous
I don't wanna be fat
When a woman throws me out of bed calling me gordo
And every time I bend to pick up my suspenders
From the davenport floor
I explode loud, huge grunt-o
And disgust everyone in the familiar-o
I'd rather be thin than famous but I'm fat
Paste that in your Broadway show