Bum Biddy Adam Sandler; Eight Crazy Nights Cast; Singing Townspeople; Alison Krauss; Lainie Kazan; Rob Schneider; Jon Lovitz; John Farley; Chance Langton; Jason Housman
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Tommy, nothing personal But Whitey Duval should've won the Patch tonight And you people are crazy for not realizing that Why would we give Whitey Duval the Patch? So he could use it as a blanket? That's the reaction I thought I'd get Everyone in this room has been associated with Whitey Either through basketball, the mall or various odd jobs he does around town for free Or at most a dollar And I'm guessing ninety-nine percent of you have either laughed in Whitey's face Or ruthlessly made fun of his feet or voice or sister or shortness when he wasn't looking But the next time you'd see him he'd still go out of his way to smile And wave at you and ask you about your mother's operation or something like that Because he unlike us actually cares about someone other than himself The reason I bring this up to you Is because I was the worst offender of all My life was simply going nowhere Then a tiny little man rushed to my side He should've gotten a big thank you Instead he got a port-a-potty ride I was such a shithead But he never quit on me 'Til I told him he was useless And his sister was freaky Once when we were watching Sunday football A fuzzy screen was all that we could see Whitey came over with a hanger And spent the game on top of our T.V And when the lightning struck him He let out a wicked loud yell But we just turned up the volume And ignored the burning smell we should all rot in hell I went to high school with Whitey As a joke I told him to meet me at the prom When he got there I said, "I can't believe you thought I was serious" So he ran home crying and slow-danced with his mom What a crushing blow to Whitey I bet you wish you could take it back How could you all be so mean to Whitey? Sound to me like you are all on crack Tonight Whitey was counting on this town To show that we care But the first time he really needed us we weren't there (And on Christmas Eve and the last night of Hannukah) It's just not fair Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum I wonder if that guy ever wiped his ass with the wrong hand (yes) Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum ย