One Ball Man
The Quest Lords of the Apocalypse
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One ball man
One ball man
One ball man
Imagine what it is like to be born with one ball
How can you be a true man with one ball?
How can you compete with full men, boy?
You're a joke
You don't have what it takes to keep up with your brothers
So sorry for you, you misshapen thing
With one ball, I sired seven sons
With one ball, I stared down the barrel of a gun
With one ball, my one ball, and with one ball, I can do all
One Ball Man
One Ball Man
When I was a boy, I told a friend I had one ball
He told all my other friends, and they asked me
And I confessed, I could not lie, I only had one ball
And I asked if normal balls were more like spheres or more like eggs
I did not mind their teasing and laughter
With one ball, I tamed a redhead
With one ball, I fought the undead
With one ball, my one ball, and with one ball, I can do all
One Ball Man!
One Ball Man!
How would you like to sit in a high school history class?
The only one ball man ever mentioned is Hitler
Not exactly encouraging, I laugh with them
Everyone laugh now! A one ball man
Having one ball makes him pathetic
With one ball, he unleashed Hell
With one ball, Into that very pit he fell
With one ball, his one ball, and with one ball, one can do all
One Ball Man!
One Ball Man!
One Ball Man!
One Ball Man!