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YOUTUBE SHORTS RUINED AN ENTIRE GENERATION OF MEN! (skit)
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(How I got rid of my belly button odor, step one)
Oh, not that one
This next one
(Six quick and easy life hacks to make your balls)
(Stop smelling like cheese and sewage) Oh, yawn
Oh, I like the smell, I'm gonna keep it
Anyway, next
(Hey there tubby)
Uh, what? Are you talking to me?
(Yeah, I'm talking to you, fat, stupid, retarded, lardass!) Oh, oh, ok
(I can see your titties from a mile away, they're bigger then my moms!)
You really mean it?
(That isn't a good thing you pig!)
(You have the posture of a cheeseburger!)
Yeah, I guess you're kind of right
(What if I told you I could change that?)
Uh, what?
(Stop being a beta male and sign up for my alpha male course!)
(It'll teach you how to be a man!)
Wait, so you're sitting here telling me
That I could be a big, strong man if I wanted to?
(You're so fat, that it's blocking your eardums)
(Yes, that's what I said!)
What about my crippling lung condition?
(Fuck it!)
Oh, cool
Here's my credit card information
(Got it)
(Thanks munchkin, boo-bear, sweetie-pie!)
(For our first excersize, I'm gonna have you repeat)
(One thing after me)
(I hate trans women, because they might trick me into having sex with them)
(And due to my horrible porn addiction, I have the urge)
(To have intercourse with any woman who offers the love and affection)
(My mommy refused to give me)
(Okay, your turn)
That was a lot to remember, uh
(Just say it!)
Ok, I'll just give it my best try
I, hate, trans women (trans women)
Because they might (Because they might, trick me into having)
(Ugh! You're useless! Disgusting pig!)
I'm sorry daddy, I wish I could be better
(Oh, but you can be better, just join my Discord)
(We're in there every night, from eight-o-clock, to three-AM)
(We practice butthole tightening, and semen retention training)
(93 hours every week)
Huh, yeah, I spend that time playing Overwatch
I could totally make room for that
(That's exactly what I wanna hear my youngling)
(I trust I'll see you there tomorrow at eight-AM sharp on the dot)
(If you're not there by then you're kicked out of all classes)
(And I'm taking your money, capisce?)
Yeah, yeah (Huh? What was that? I can't hear you!)
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, um, of course I'll be there
Yeah, I'll be there, I'll make sure to be there (Alright, alright)
(I'll see you tomorrow then)
See you (And remember)
Huh? (This is America, do not disappoint me)
Oh, okay, uh, oh, alright, uh
That was a lot, I'm gonna go beat off
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