Puttin' On The Ritz
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Do you feel low-rent and mean
Reading People magazine?
No use standing like a lout
When they're handing glamour out
If your life is dull and mundane
Zip on over to the Funway
You can be serene
In your rented limousine
Come with me
We're gonna go and party
Have a spree
And meet the glitterati
Yuppie twits
Puttin' on the Ritz
Wall Street whizzes
Lady CEOs
Drinkin' fizzes
In designer clothes
One size fits
Puttin' on the Ritz
You will go where all those weenies can't go
Dining on martinis at Obento
With cilantro
It's not hard to get in anywhere
Wave your gold card high up in the air
Be a ditz
Puttin' on the Ritz
That's where ultra-cool veterinarians
Swing with stanople vegetarians
Matching wits
Puttin' on the Ritz
Push comes to shove
Art Faust and MacDougal
Are making love
On a bed of arugula's
Diaper mitts
Puttin' on the Ritz
You can have a ball beneath the bed sheets
With your sweetie and your cell phone and your spreadsheets
Don't forget these
So get hip
Don't be dilatory
Or we will ship you back to Peoria
Grab that blitz
Puttin' on the Ritz