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What a Lousy, Rotten Christmas
Neil Sedaka
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What a lousy, rotten Christmas time this year
Oh, my roof caved in from an old and fat reindeer
Mama bought me an ugly sweater
Daddy's toys were not much better
What a lousy, rotten Christmas time this year
Cousin Jane is crazy with neurosis
She made me kiss her with her halitosis
And Jenny made a fruit cake that was crap
It was so bad I threw up in her lap
What a lousy, rotten Christmas time this year
Oh, my roof caved in from an old and fat reindeer
Mama bought me an ugly sweater
Daddy's toys were not much better
What a lousy, rotten Christmas time this year
Uncle Jimmy didn't stop his eating
Even with his wife's constant pleading
The room began to clear out really fast
We all got nauseous when he passed some gas
What a lousy, rotten Christmas time this year
Oh, my roof caved in from an old and fat reindeer
Mama bought me an ugly sweater
Daddy's toys were not much better
What a lousy, rotten Christmas time this year
Just when I thought that things could not get worse
Then came that awful sound, that final curse
We had to call 911, what a sight
Santa got stuck in the chimney Christmas night
I gingerly went walking down the hall
When suddenly I slipped and took a fall
I heard this dreadful, loud barking sound
The dog had left some doo-doo on the ground
What a lousy, rotten Christmas time this year
Oh, my roof caved in from an old and fat reindeer
Mama bought me an ugly sweater
Daddy's toys were not much better
What a lousy, rotten Christmas time this year
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