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Axolotl Waddle

Lords of Lunacy
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Axolotl waddle waddle Axolotl waddle waddle Axolotl waddle waddle Axolotl waddle waddle Axoloyl, my little man You always seem to be a little out of hand You may feel like a lost boy but you're definitely Peter Pan Of the salamander clan (of the salamander clan) Did you capture Tinker Bell with your cute little smolder? And steal her fairy dust? Cuz bro, you never look older If only it could help you with your average life span 'Cause it's 5 to 7 years before you hit the fan But you know I've gotta ask, you speak spanish, man? Hola, te hablas? Do you understand? Como se dece webbed feet lookin hands? If you see a fishy fishy, well, you better have a plan Axolotl waddle waddle Axolotl waddle waddle Axolotl waddle waddle Axolotl waddle waddle Good luck trying to teach an axolotyl tricks They've got no legs when they hatch, so they're not playing fetch You may say dogs are a mans best friend But these are water dogs with the tiny hairy heads (Sit boy) Another fact that makes them hot When they lose a body part all hope is not lost What, you don't believe me? Check this absurdity They don't need an MD, they perform their own surgery If you ask one "have you lost your brain?" The axolotyl may exclaim "I regrow my body parts" Regenerates without any pain Got limbs and organs for days Have you noticed that these guys are insane? Steven, how've these people never heard of its name? Well, that's about to change when we hit the refrain Axolotl waddle waddle Axolotl waddle waddle Axolotl waddle waddle Axolotl waddle waddle The Aztecs thought you were their gods of fire & lightning I don't know about you, but I find that pretty frightning The heavens may reside inside your tiny gilled bodies But I wish that you'd stop turning Xochimilco into potties Axolotyl, you're the magic of the stream And I hope this song will help boost your self-esteem So get with the party and grow some transplants Everybody join in and do the axolotl dance Axolotl waddle waddle Axolotl waddle waddle Axolotl waddle waddle Axolotl waddle waddle Axolotl waddle waddle Axolotl waddle waddle Axolotl waddle waddle Axolotl waddle waddle