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The Jolly Rogers
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I tried my best as sailor, A pirate and a thief But it was not till now That I know what I should be I swaggered through the brothel doors and marched straight ahead When I reached the counter I looked at the girl and said I wanna to be a trollop a harlot or a whore I wanna be a Jezebel a flusie and what's more I was meant to be a strumpet I am just a tramp at heart So I am here to be a prostitute a hooker or a tart Well I guessed it shocked her She did not know what to say Then she said that is impossible It doesn't work that way I will demonstrate just what I got Was the pitcher I gave She nearly had a stroke But she wasn't quite as brave She told me that I should talk to all the girl up stairs There is no approval I could find would mean more then theirs When I reached the second floor They pour into the hall And I said hello lady's I have something to tell you all I wanna to be a trollop a harlot or a whore I wanna be a Jezebel a flusie and what's more I was meant to be a strumpet I am just a tramp at heart So I am here to be a prostitute a hooker or a tart They laughed and said There is no way it never has been done But a girl said let's find out and lead me to door number 1 And 6 hours' later when I left room 24 I know that I had managed to satisfy the floor They said theirs a girl upstairs for special clientele For you to have a chance She's the one to really tell I climbed the stairs knocked on her door And said to her hello Before we start anything there is something you should know I wanna to be a trollop a harlot or a whore I wanna be a Jezebel a flusie and what's more I was meant to be a strumpet I am just a tramp at heart So I am here to be a prostitute a hooker or a tart She said that it was funny and she laughed at my plan Than told me I could never hack it for I was just a man So I said "let me prove it and I did like any split[?] And trust me when I tell you boys I took my time with it She bended high admitted I was wrong right from the start Go up and see the madam and you will work here if she is smart I went to the madam's office and let myself right in Finely I thought and I said to her with a grin I wanna to be a trollop a harlot or a whore I wanna be a Jezebel a flusie and what's more I was meant to be a strumpet I am just a tramp at heart So I am here to be a prostitute a hooker or a tart I will give you just one chance to prove you aren't out of your head And I know that I had proved it when she looked at me and said Ge you found the spot I thought was legend or a myth You make a perfect case that I find hard to argue with Women now are working on the ships and docks and shores And should have the same options as the man who came before So now I have a job taking care of lady's needs And all you jealous bastards should came sing along with me I wanna to be a trollop a harlot or a whore I wanna be a Jezebel a flusie and what's more I was meant to be a strumpet I am just a tramp at heart So I am here to be a prostitute a hooker or a tart