The Internet Is for Porn

Stephanie D'Abruzzo feat. Rick Lyon & Avenue Q Ensemble

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KATE: The internet is really really great TREKKIE MONSTER: For porn KATE: I've got a fast connection, so i don't have to wait TREKKIE: For porn KATE: What? There's always some new site, TREKKIE: For porn! KATE: I browse all day & night TREKKIE: For porn! KATE: It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light TREKKIE: For porn! KATE: Trekkie! TREKKIE: The internet is for porn KATE: Trekkie! TREKKIE: The internet is for porn KATE: What are you doing? TREKKIE: Why you think the net was born? Porn porn porn KATE: Trekkie! TREKKIE: Oh hello kate monster KATE: You are ruining my song TREKKIE: Oh me sorry, me no mean to KATE: Well if you wouldn't mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish? TREKKIE: Me no talkie KATE: Good I'm glad we have this new technology TREKKIE: For porn KATE: Which gives us untold opportunity TREKKIE: For por-oops, sorry KATE: Right from you own desktop TREKKIE: For ... KATE: You can research browse & shop Until you've had enough & you're ready to stop TREKKIE: For porn! KATE: Trekkie! TREKKIE: The internet is for porn! KATE: Noooo TREKKIE: The internet if for porn! KATE: Trekkie TREKKIE: Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn! KATE: That's gross, you're a pervert TREKKIE: Ah, sticks & stones Kate monster KATE: NO really, you're a pervert Normal people don't sit at home & look At porn on the internet TREKKIE: Oh? KATE: What? TREKKIE: You have no idea Ready normal people? NORMAL PEOPLE: Ready--- ready ----ready TREKKIE: Let me hear it. TREKKIE & GUYS: The internet is for porn! PRINCETON: Sorry Kate TREKKIE & GUYS: The internet is for porn! PRINCETON: I masturbate! TREKKIE & GUYS: All these guys unzip their flies For porn, porn, porn! KATE: The internet is not for porn!! TREKKIE & GUYS: Porn! Porn, P--- KATE: Hold on a second! Now I know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio & trade stocks online ROB: That's correct. KATE: & Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com BRIAN: Sure! KATE: And Gary, you keep selling your possessions on Ebay GARY: Yes I do! KATE: And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card PRINCETON: True! TREKKIE: Oh, but Kate- What you think he do . . .after? hmm? PRINCETON: . .yeah KATE: Eeewww! TREKKIE & GUYS: The internet is for porn! KATE: Gross! TREKKIE & GUYS: The internet is for porn! KATE: I hate porn TREKKIE & GUYS: Grab your dick & double click KATE: I hate you men! TREKKIE & GUYS: For porn, porn, porn! (Harmonising) porn, porn, porn, porn KATE: I'm leaving! TREKKIE & GUYS: Porn, porn, porn, porn Porn, porn, porn, porn KATE: I hate the internet! TREKKIE & GUYS: Porn, porn, porn, porn TREKKIE: The internet is for TREKKIE & SOME: The internet is for TREKKIE & ALL: The internet is for PORN! TREKKIE: YEAH!