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The Fright Before Christmas (A Cappella)

The Stupendium
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This time every year, I am forced to face my fears As hordes of evil villains come to stay Smiling ear to ear and spreading blood and gore and cheer Instead of killing things in their video games But this Christmas Eve, as I sit scrolling through my Steam Waiting for it all to start again Darkness fills the screen and every pixel starts to scream I think this year I get to go to them Bendy and the Wendigo Tell Crocker jokes with Slendy over Cocoa from SCP-294 Whilst Boris and Alice Angel Help King Dice at the tables And the Murder Monkeys sharpen knives and forks Baldi counts to ten for some festive hide-and-seek Piggy's hiding on the table with an apple in her teeth Granny's sitting by the fire, she's just trying to get some sleep And Cartoon Cat is in her lap, but won't fit on the seat This isn't typically the sort of Christmas I'd enjoy I was sat at my computer, then I slid into the void Filled to the brim with villains who could all have me destroyed But they're all too preoccupied with opening their toys 364 days a year, they're rather vicious There's not much time off in the killing business Now the Keeper's leaving giblets on the plate with Santa's biscuits Here upon the fright before Christmas The Rake has gone ice skating Whilst the puppets do the baking And Rod makes snow cones full of meat and hair (yum, yum, yum, yum) Crewmates and Impostors Trade gifts with Amnesia monsters But each time I look, there's one less Crewmate there And Evil Nun and Hell Priests told a special midnight service To ancient gods and devils, there's like 30 different versions Adam MacIntyre and Jeffrey Hawk put on their festive circus And if you're thirsty, then Francis York Morgan brought a thermos 364 days a year, they're rather vicious Fate assures me by New Year it's back to business Frank Whittle sounds familiar, but I'm sure it's just coincidence Here upon the fright before Christmas Tasi Trianon and the Carrion Are sitting watching Carry On films Whilst it's still their turn on the TV As the Neighbor and the Nemesis Wait to play on the Genesis For speedrun tips from Sonic.exe The Glamrock Fazbear gang have got that rocking Christmas sound But Vanny seems to know my name and it's freaking me out The ghosts from Phasmophobia hang garlands all around Then Siren Head comes carolling and blows them all back down (He blows them all back down) This isn't typically the sort of Christmas I'd enjoy I was sat at my computer, then I slid into the void Filled to the brim with villains who could all have me destroyed But they're all too preoccupied with opening their toys 364 days a year, they're rather vicious There's not much time off in the killing business Monika and Yandere-chan are fighting over my gifts as We celebrate the fright before Christmas I wake up at my computer after all the festive cheer Wondering if I'll get to see my friends again next year As though they're really popular, it's evidently clear That after doing three of these, I'm all out of ideas 364 days a year, they're rather vicious There's not much time off in the killing business I'll need a new sanity meter after all the things I've witnessed Here upon the fright before Christmas Here upon the fright before Christmas Here upon the fright before Christmas