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I Could If I Wanted To
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast
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Whoop-dee-frickin'-doo
An A, what's an A?
It's just a letter on a page, meant to distract us from the pain
But it's not like any A could make a difference in the day
Sure, I could get an A if I wanted to get an A
But who cares about an A?
I don't, I don't care
Although I could have made that grade if I did care
But I don't
But I could if I wanted to!
Whoop-dee-frickin'-doo!
Look at this guy, in the red and blue striped tie
Makin' millions 'til he dies
Selling bonds and stocks to other guys in ties
Who have millions, with which to buy a bunch of bonds and stocks
And ties, I'd rather die, which I will eventually, of course
But in the meantime, I could make millions selling stocks and bonds and ties, if I tried
But I don't
But I could, but I don't
But I could if I wanted to!
Yeah!
Yeah, I could if I wanted to!
Who cares?
Whoop-dee-frickin'-doo!
A happy dad with his big dad calves and his stupid baseball cap
And his T-ball shirt and his dumbass son
Throwing a ball, like it's sooo important to know how to throw a ball!
Whoop-dee-frickin'-doo!
Who cares about throwing a ball or havin' a kid?
It'll get you nowhere in life
Not like getting anywhere matters
Although I guess it does, if you care
Which I don't!
But I could, but I don't!
But I could if I wanted to!
Yeah!
Whoop-dee-frickin'-doo if I wanted to!
This song sucks!
I could make it good if I wanted to!
Yeah!
Yeah, I could if I wanted to!
I could do that if I wanted to
(You're an idiot)
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