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Dewey's Confession
Original Broadwy Cast
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He's an imposter!
This is the real Ned Schneebly, and this loser is Dewey Finn
He's not even a teacher! He can barely read!
Alright, yes I confess that my actual name is Dewey Finn
(No!)
Yes indeed
And although you should know I'm not licensed to teach, I promise you, I can read
(Oh my god!)
But forget who or what I might happen to be
These children of yours have truly touched me
And I can assure you I have definitely touched them
(What? Excuse me?)
Well, most of them
I got it through
She had no clue
We're gonna sue
Where is she?
That pile of epic fail!
How (Were you asleep?)
Could you allow (That little creep)
Him past
His ass belongs in jail!
Fifty thousand bucks a year
How could he have happened here!
Just calm down
How
You'll tell us how
And that
People please!
Just calm down now I implore you
There's no need to be alarmed
(Here at Horace Green)
And I hasten to assure you that no children here were harmed
(A total outrage)
While this criminal intrusion is unacceptable at best
(We want answers)
Let's not jump to conclusions 'til the damage is assessed
Here at Horace Green, Jesus it's obscene
(If there's anyone to blame, the fault's completely mine)
We'll pull our children, send them elsewhere
(I am why he came here, if I must I will resign)
Somewhere we can trust!
Here at Horace Green, how could this
(Now I got your attention I think we can confirm)
Just LISTEN! (HAPPEN!)
Sorry to inform you, that all of your children, are missing
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