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Fat Alien
King Hooker
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I was walking she was talking can't be sure I wasn't stalking
I was thinking of the ways that I could get in her pants
That I would ask her to dance
If she would give me a chance
I'll eat the booty like groceries is this modern romance
Look like an alcoholic baby
Cuz I'm chubby young and sweaty
You can call me little Ceasers
Cuz I'm always hot n ready
Is it social custom to fuck on the third date?
I don't know, I can wait. We don't have to debate
I just need someone there who can hold me when I'm high
While these dumb ass questions are running through my mind
Like who put the alphabet in alphabetical order?
Why the fuck does Kevin James look like me?
I'm just a stoner with a boner and I can't quite help myself
Somebody please save me and
Look my way I know I look like a potato
I'm screaming out
Look my way
When it's hot outside i'm a tomato
I'm yelling out
Look my way I know I look like bobby from king of the hill
I look like the Pillsbury doughboy
Who's popping way too many antidepressant pills
Get close to me and I promise that I'll, steal your heart
Get close to me and I promise I'll try not to fart
But I just might hit a mother fucker with another mother fucker
Till they're fucking each other and fornicating with their mother's
I don't give a fuck about the people beefing with their brother's
I'd fuck anybody up for you
And I would hit a mother fucker with another mother fucker
Till they're fucking each other and fornicating with their mother's
I don't give a fuck about the people beefing with their brother's
I'd fuck anybody up for you
Look my way I'm fat and alone
Look my way I'm fat and alone
Look my way I'm fat and alone
Look my way I'm fat and alone
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