The Rumor
Beatrice Arthur
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Rifke! Rifke! I have such news for you!
(Sung)
Remember Perchik, that crazy student?
Remember at the wedding?
When Tzeitel married Motel
And Perchik started dancing
With Tevye's daughter, Hodel?
Well, I just learned that Perchik's been arrested in Kiev
Yes!
Shank! Shank! Wait till I tell you!
(Sung)
Remember Perchik, that crazy student?
Remember at the wedding?
He danced with Tevye's Hodel
Well, I just heard that Hodel's been arrested in Kiev
No!
Terrible! Terrible!
Mirale!
(Sung)
Do you remember Perchik
That student from Kiev?
Remember how he acted
When Tzeitel married Motel?
Well, I just heard that Motel's been arrested
For dancing at the wedding
No!
In Kiev!
Rabbi! Rabbi!
(Sung)
Remember Perchik
With all his strange ideas?
Remember Tzeitel's wedding?
Where Tevye danced with Golde?
Well, I just heard that Tevye's been arrested
And Golde's gone to Kiev
No!
God forbid!
She didn't!
She did!
No!
Listen, everybody! Terrible news! Terrible!
(Sung)
Remember Perchik
Yes!
Who started all the trouble?
So?
Well, I've been told by someone who should know
What?
That Golde's been arrested
Oh!
And Hodel's gone to Kiev
Ooh!
Motel studies dancing
Oh!
Tevye's acting strange
Oh!
Shprintze has the measles
Oh!
Bielke has the mumps
Oh!
And that's what comes from men and women dancing!
Oh!