Don't Fuck With Santa Claus
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Donโt fuck with Santa Claus
He knows when youโve been bad and when you dropped your drawers
Donโt fuck with Santa Claus
Heโs a bloody veteran of bargain store wars
One down and a hohoho
A shot of gin and heโs ready to go
Heโs got his list, heโs checked it twice
Hears all the crying, gets set to start the lying
Two down and a hohoho
This stupid fatboy look has got to go
Boffing Buffy elf behind the mall
Little Jimmy sees all, little bastard starts to ball
No more whining
No more pacifying
Reindeer dining
Rudolph tastes so satisfying
Three down and a hohoho
Those tasteless tweens want all of the show
Wonโt let them win, wonโt give a thing
The greatest gift awaits him, unemploymentโs so rewarding.