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Fat
“Weird Al” Yankovic
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🇬🇧 English · Original
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Your butt is wide
Well, mine is too
Just watch your mouth
Or I'll sit on you
The word is out
Better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on
Ham on
Ham on whole wheat
Alright
My zippers bust
My buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks
When I fall down
I've got more chins than Chinatown
Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm going to the movies
I take up seven rows
Because I'm fat (fat)
I'm fat
Shame on (really, really fat)
You know I'm fat (fat)
I'm fat
You know it (really, really fat)
You know I'm fat (fat)
I'm fat
Come on (really, really fat)
You know
Don't you call me pudgy, pordly, or stout
Just now tell me once again
Who's fat?
When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie à la mode
I'm gonna need my own zipcode
When you're only having seconds
I'm havin' twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word
Because I'm fat (fat)
I'm fat
Shame on (really, really fat)
You know I'm fat (fat)
I'm fat
You know it (really, really fat)
You know I'm fat (fat)
I'm fat
You know it (really, really fat)
You know
And my shadow weighs 42 pounds
Lemme tell you once again
Who's fat?
If you see me coming your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then won't you feed my face
Because I'm fat (fat)
I'm fat
Shame on (really, really fat)
You know I'm fat (fat)
I'm fat
You know it (really, really fat)
You know I'm fat (fat)
I'm fat
You know it (really, really fat)
You know
When I sit around the house
I really sit around the house
You know I'm fat (fat)
I'm fat
Shame on (really, really fat)
You know I'm fat (fat)
I'm fat
You know it (really, really fat), you know it
You know (fat), you know, you know (really, really fat)
Come on!
And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell you once again
You know I'm huge (fat)
I'm fat
You know it (really, really fat)
You know I'm fat (fat)
You know
Ooh (really, really fat)
You know I'm fat (fat)
I'm fat
You know it (really, really fat)
You know
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again
Who's fat?