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Accidents Happen
Jim Bonney
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'Round the year of '55
On ol' Tau Ceti Prime
A mile beneath the methane ice
Way down in the mines
Some sugar little smoke
Forgot the hatch was closed
The blast knocked off the miner's block
But exposed the motherload
Accidents happen
It's part of the job
Hats off to our workers
Who lose parts on the job
Progress costs an arm or leg
Or sometimes even more
But that's what your AutoDoc discounts for
Not so long ago
On a tidally locked moon
Some greenhorn tripped a valve
In a chemical plant gloom
Brown sludge flooded the place
That that manager chanced to taste
He didn't survive
But now we've got instant Boarstloaf paste
Accidents happen
It's part of the job
Hats off to our workers
Who lose parts on the job
Management regrets your loss
But hey, that's a win!
Sometimes getting ahead means giving up a limb
One recent fiscal year
To kick workers into gear
Auntie asked for new stims
That keeps minds crystal clear
Test subjects worked all day
But they shit all their brains
Presenting Liftoff Laxative, hurray (bombs away!)
Accidents happen
It's part of the job
Hats off to our workers
Who lose parts on the job
Progress costs an arm or leg
Or sometimes even more
But that's what your AutoDoc discounts for
Oh, accidents happen
It's part of the job
Hats off to our workers
Who lose parts on the job
Management regrets your loss
But hey, that's a win!
Sometimes getting ahead means giving up a limb
Sometimes getting ahead means giving up a limb
Sometimes getting ahead means giving up a limb
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