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Don’t Touch That
Paddington The Musical Original Cast
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Welcome to number 32
The wanderers return
This is Mrs. Bird, our lodger
Make yourself at home, Paddington
I've never seen a house like this before
It looks so inviting
So many rooms that I want to explore
And they feel so exciting
Though Mr. Brown is talking
I didn't hear a word he said
My paws have started walking
Like the thoughts inside my head
It's the first house that I've been inside
So I can hardly blame
All these bits and bobs and things for screaming
"Touch us!" in my brain
I know I probably shouldn't panic
There's no need for alarm
Come on, Henry, take a breath, stay calm
Don't touch that!
What does this thing do?
Don't touch that!
What is that thing for?
Don't touch that!
Why is this thing squishy?
There's just so much here to explore
Don't touch that!
How does this thing work?
Is it supposed to smell like that?
Paddington, Paddington, Paddington
Don't touch that!
Can you get your paws off my guitar?
It's not like you ever play it
It's a reminder of who we are
Were, now I'd like to display it
I can't wait to tell Aunt Lucy
About these strange new London things
Like plants inside a pot
And forks and shoes and shiny rings
I think you're overreacting
I think you have lost the plot
Ooh, what's a diary?
And why does it say
Tony's horse
Mum, don't touch that!
Tony's none of your business
Don't touch that!
They're my headphones
Don't touch that!
They're the only way to shut the noise out from this home
Don't touch that!
I can't believe this could be my new habitat
Paddington, Paddington, Paddington
Don't touch that!
Ooh, what's in this box?
That's my chemistry set
Oh
Don't touch this!
Not the chemistry set!
Don't touch that!
Everyone take cover!
Don't touch, don't touch, don't touch that!
Look at the state of you
Let's get you in the bath
This is your worst plan ever
I'm not saying he should stay forever
You can't put a bear together with a happy
Happy?
Family
Oh really?
You can't mean that when you know
He's got nowhere else to go
I think you just need to go with the flow
Flow?
Exactly
No, that flow!
There's bubbles flowing from the ceiling!
I seem to have had a little trouble with the facilities
A little trouble?
Don't worry, Mr. Brown
I'll help clean this up
I can't believe this could be my new habitat
Hello there, this is Henry Brown
I'd like to add something to my insurance policy
What would I like to cover?
I think perhaps everything
No, Paddington!
Don't touch that!