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The Hallo Song (Bertie, Budge & Gussie)

By Jeeves Original Broadway Cast, Andrew Lloyd Webber
Popularity ยท Low
๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง English ยท Original

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It's an English tradition We like to say hello We hope by shaking hands that we'll recall your name We work on their faces, remembering faces But that's about all! I know you're somebody, something It's on the tip of my tongue You're either Edith Sitwell or the Bow-Streak Beak I'll know who you are the moment you speak But meanwhile, just put it right there How do you do? How do you do? How do you do? Hello again How goes it all? Good day to you You keeping fit? So great to meet you It's been an age, a tiny world Howdya? Howdya? How do you? Howdya? How do you do? How's life with you? Good evening, all, you're looking well Well, hi there stranger Surprise, surprise! What could be nicer meeting like this? I confess I've forgotten Who on earth you can be It could be you're Nijinsky or the man next door Howdya? Howdya? How do you? Howdya? How do you do? You're either Pablo Picasso Or maybe Harpo Marx, haha! You might be Sarah Bernhardt No, you're Wittgenstein Whoever I am, though, the pleasure's all mine Let's take it and shake it right there Well, fancy this, it's surely not I can't believe Good Lord alive! How long's it been? You've hardly changed You've lost some weight I can't believe it It's been a while You're just the same Howdya? Howdya? How do you? Howdya? How do you do? What brings you here? How's life back home? How's business been? And how's your father? My sainted aunt What could be better meeting like this? Though I haven't an inkling Not a clue who you are You could be Amy Johnson No, I'm Al Capone Howdya? Howdya? How do you? Howdya? How do you do? Aren't you Marlene Dietrich? I think I'm Bernard Shaw It really doesn't matter who on earth you are The truth of it all is our friendship's been far too long now To bother with names Just another episode in the Wooster moral code Let's extend the hand of greeting Hello there, whoever you are How do you do?