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Yer a Homo
Scuzz Twittly
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If you don't love NASCAR, yer a homo
If you don't love huntin' bear, yer a homo
If you don't like fightin' in a ballroom brawl
You better check up yer skirt, 'cause yer missing balls
Yep, you guessed it, yer a homo
If you don't love shotguns, yer a homo
If you don't drink Pabst Blue Ribbon, yer a homo
If you never got drunk and took a swing at your dad
Why don't you put on some makeup and a maxi-pad?
Yep, you guessed it, yer a homo
If you don't love football, yer a homo
If you ever played soccer, yer a homo, big time
If you think rodeoing is sick and wrong
You must like gagging hard on a hairy dong
Yep, you guessed it, yer a homo
Now if you don't own a pickup and a fishing pole
You must like takin' pecker up the rectum hole
If your mom never beat you with a rollin' pin
You must like those nuts bouncin' off your chin (off your chin)
If you drank bottled water, yer a homo
If you ever ate sushi, yer a homo
If you'd rather have a salad than a T-bone steak
I betcha got two fellers on your wedding cake
Yep, you guessed it
Yep, you guessed it
Oh, yep, you guessed it, yer a homo
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