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The Loch Ness Monster
Geoff Castellucci
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Have you heard of the Loch Ness Monster that swims in the Scottish lake?
The tales they tell about him do really take the cake
They say in length he's 40 feet, his eyes all fierce and yellow
With horns and scales he comes complete, a very ugly fellow
There is a secret that I know about this apparition
I'll tell it to you if you wish, a dragon's his condition
No monster he, a dragon yet
Who most enjoys just being wet
You can't blame him, nor even laugh
If in Loch Ness he takes his bath
A dragon's bath is old Loch Ness
Nor was it ever any less
For dragons must be very clean
If by the kids they are to be seen
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