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Welcome ladies and gentlemen, you're in for a show
We're at the ballpark and it's gonna be a great one
What d'you think, Dimitri Trailhellis?
You got an absolutely great new staff of pitchers, starting- (uh-huh)
Starting in the bullpen (yes)
We got ourselves a group of young talent
That can throw pitches from inside to outside (uh-huh)
And when it comes down to it, Tyler (yes)
They get the job done (definitely)
Three strikes and (alright), you gotta go
Alright Dimitri, let me talk
Alright folks, we got a two-for-one on the hot dogs
He's got a hose from the outfield
Don't you dare run
A hometown hero
Dad's favorite son
Cheek full of Spitz
He's tryna quit
His walk-up song
Is Stacy's Mom
The umps check his brim
They don't find a thing
He's kickin' (kickin' up dust)
On the mound
Lip stuffed (throwin' heat)
Three-up, three-down
Scouts watchin' (eyes are glued)
New kid in town
He'll launch one (at the moon)
The speed of sound
A two-way player
Going to play college ball
A double major
King of the hall
His coaches say
"Gotta get up the GPA"
But the big-leagues pay
And they'll sign him either way
With his signing bonus
He's gonna buy that Chevrolet
He's kickin' (kickin' up dust)
On the mound
Lip stuffed (throwin' heat)
Three-up, three-down
Scouts watchin' (eyes are glued)
New kid in town
He'll launch one (at the moon)
The speed of sound
(Well, we got a two-for-one on the hot dogs)
(You get the mustard and the ketchup on it, it's gonna go down easy)
(Well, we got an absolute sponsorship) (uh-huh)
(Beer by) (yeah?)
(Stray Dog Brewery) (alright)
(Down by Kanata) (perfect)