The Change
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It seems like all my life
I've wanted to be a wife
So I went under the knife
And it really changed my life
Ever since that Oprah show
I've been wantin' me a change
Pantyhose a time or two
Garter belts and high heel shoes
Wore a big beehive hairdo
'Til they kicked me out of school
Everybody knew
I was actin' pretty strange
Since the change
They hardly recognize me
Even got a brand new name
I swear, I feel a little lighter
Since I went from Jim to Jane
It takes a while to get used to this
'Cause right now I'm still in pain
I was an unhappy man
Before the change
Rock my world little country boy
Those wrangler butts drive me nuts
Girlfriend, I must confess
Last night I was in a mess
My date, he was impressed
Until I got undressed
When he saw my hairy chest
He said, "You better explain"
(Don't you hate it when that happens?)
Oh what's a girl to do?
Hit him with my high heel shoe
Once he came to he knew
This woman's one bad dude
But I'm just the thing for you
If you're lookin' for a change
Since the change
They hardly recognize me
Even got a brand new name
I swear, I feel a little lighter
Since I went from Jim to Jane
It takes a while to get used to this
'Cause right now I'm still in pain
I was an unhappy man
Talkin' 'bout an unhappy man
Now I'm a happy wo-man
Since the change
No you didn't
Stop it
What?
You go, girl
Can't touch this