Bubblegum Cancer
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Joe Campbell was a friend of mine
He had a fine line in seduction
But the Monkees put Joe off the Billboard sign
And somewhere near Clapham Junction
Now all the little children had no pied piper
There was no one left to follow
So they all lived together in a white bread world
What a bitter pill to swallow
It was bubble gum cancer
So sweet, so rotten
Bubble gum cancer
No fruit on the bottom
Yeah, oh yeah
The luncheon meat kid had a real fine life
He was fat and sweaty and tricky
Gorgonzola became his wife
She was strong and green and sticky
And they lived in a house made of garlic mash
On a crest of a styrofoam wave
Every weekend they'd take out the trash
Jane Fonda with a tomahawk reaching for the brains
Like bubble gum cancer
So pink, so black
Bubble gum cancer
Big stink under the shrink wrap
Yeah, oh yeah
Yeah, oh yeah
Bubble gum cancer
Bubble gum cancer
Bonnie Goode the woman was acting cool
But his eyes gave him away
He was two-dimensional and no one's fool
He was flat and made of clay
And he lived in a land made of ink and pulp
Between the two world wars
He walked along the city streets
And his eyes bugged out like ping pong balls
Yeah, oh yeah
Yeah, oh yeah
Bubble gum cancer
So phony, so real
Bubble gum cancer
So phony you can't feel it
Bubble gum cancer
So pink, so black
Bubble gum cancer
It's a big stink under the shrink wrap
Yeah, oh yeah
Bubble gum cancer
Bubble gum cancer