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Hells Greatest Dad
Lydia the Bard
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Looks like you could use some help
From the big boss of Hell himself
Check out daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp
Five stars! Flawless! Greater than great!
Oh, with the punch of a pentagram
Wap-bam-boom, alakazam
Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb
But you get the family rate
Thanks, dad!
Who needs a busboy now that you've got the chef? (Whoa-oh-oh)
Michelin-tasting menu, free ร la carte
I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref
Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just to start!
Who's been here since day one?
Who's been faithful as a nun?
Makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun?
Your executive producer
That's true!
I'm your guy, your day-to-day
Your chum, your steadfast hotelier
Remember when I fixed that clog today?
I was stuck, thank you, sir!
Oh, you!
I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond
Aww!
You're like the child that I wish that I had
Uh, what?
I care for you, just like a daughter I spawned
Hold on now
It's a little funny, you could almost call me dad
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They say when you're looking for assistance
It's smart to pick the path of least resistance
Others say that in your needy hour
There's no substitute for pure angelic power!
Who just happens to also be your blood!
Sadly, there are times when a birth parent is a dud
They say the family you choose is better
What a bunch of losers
Can you butt out of my song?
Your song? I started this!
I'm singing it, I'll finish it!
Oh, you tacky piece of -
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