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J.K. ROWLING APOLOGY TRACK (I'VE CHANGED MY WAYS!!)

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But no one has yet been able to explain to me Why there is such a clear correlation between Pronoun declaration online And, and unfeeling, uncaring, and bullying behavior So here's an example of what I'm talking about "As I kill TERFs with a left hook, now I feel worse" "J.K., hope you fit in a hearse" Well, it's hardly an old coward, is it? Hardly an old coward, is it? Hardly an old coward, is it? I mean, I could forgive the misogyny and the lack of talent If you could write some decent lyrics And when Rowling posted a tweet about this rather cringe-making video These are some of the responses she got from those Who are apparently on the right side of history On the right side of history? Yeah, you're right, I just don't know what got into me I really threatened a billionaire and I thought I'd get away with it? I didn't think this through Now I'm the enemy all of the British people Who grew up and were raised by this woman Y'all were right I should just back down And let her decide where I urine Ate that bitch up but now I'm living with remorse I still can't believe I said I hoped she fit in a hearse I bet Joanne knows what it's like to be trans To have people base your worth on what they think is in your pants I bet Joanne, yeah, she really understands Why we kill our fucking selves, yeah, she really understands Joanne knows what it's like to be trans in Alabama (Joanne) Or to come out in your 50s and be totally abandoned (Joanne) I'm so sorry I see the error in my ways Just kidding, fuck J.K HAHAHAHA, got yo ass! I ain't sorry for nothin'! If you can't tell the difference Between a billionaire TERF promoting conversion therapy And my silly song Well, news flash, you're a fucking idiot! J.K., I still hope you fit in a hearse Or we can cremate your ass and you can fit in my purse Okay, calm the fuck down, I hear you typing your responses Don't get the wrong idea, she died of natural causes Don't get the wrong idea, I didn't let that bitch get to me But all you dumb ass transphobes you made a new fucking enemy You thought part one was violent, well now I'm widening my barrel And aiming on of all y'all who defended that bitch in her castle Sinister, every time I open my mouth Misgender doesn't effect me cuz I know what I'm about Aggression is off the scale I've never seen a movement like this Billionaires fear me, bitches wanna be me How you talking shit when you look like Waluigi? Hands up to the skyline You won't close our open door We didn't make this a war This door stays open We won't suffer anymore J.K., I still hope that you fit in a hearse Don't know nothing bout the way you were But I look at you today and I see her Don't know nothing bout the way you'll be But I won't let them take that chance away from me So we stay alive Phew, that's enough bullets and trans activism for one day I'm just gonna go back to my evil lair And you know, take it easy, plot my next attack (Rowling said she could pay for a house) (With the number of death threats she gets) (and I'm guessing that would be) Oh my god, SHUT UP! I know Joanne knows what its like to be a victim But she sent all of her fans after a hyperpop musician I'm sure Joanne knows what its like to be afraid Girl, all of us are, but its gonna be okay (Joanne) It's gonna be okay (Joanne) We're gonna be okay (Joanne) It's gonna be okay (Joanne) You're gonna be okay It's gonna be okay You're gonna be okay We're gonna be okay You're gonna be okay Be okay, be okay, be okay We're gonna be okay Be okay, be okay, be okay We're gonna be okay Hands up to the skyline You won't close our open door We didn't make this a war This door stays open We won't suffer anymore J.K., I still hope that you fit in a hearse Don't know nothing bout the way you were But I look at you today and I see her J.K., I still hope that you fit in a hearse Don't know nothing bout the way you'll be But I won't let them take that chance away from me So we stay alive So we stay alive So we stay alive So we stay alive So we stay alive (Boy, you know I just can't leave) (Boy, you know I just can't leave) (Boy, you know...)