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Garrison Keillor

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God impale me on this miserable summer Stuck here in the back of this old hatchback with my brother Still no closer to Lake Woebegone Stuck here listening to that Garrison Keillor Sanity goes Start jumping poles with old bird shit Get back in the van Stick to the plan You know that whole bit The road is longer to Lake Woebegone When you're listening to that Garrison Keillor We're all waiting on someone to let us all in Integrate us and convince we're useful Emulate each other Pay us for syndication Entertain us How'd you get to be famous? Whoa Whoa Whoa Get fired up sometimes When they lead us to the flame It just hurts a while It's best ignoring the pain We're all waiting on someone to let us all in Pull our asses out of class with a ruler We'll be waiting on someone to fill us in Take us back to the place we met Garrison Keillor Keillor Whoa Whoa Whoa