Lyrics Original Translation Bilingual
Come on in, here's your key Let me take your bag, wait 'til you see The hotel, 'cause it's great! If you parked your car, we'll validate All our guests are family Hey, perv, hands off the chest fluff That's the Hazbin guarantee And did I mention it's free? It's worth the price Al, be nice Full of drunks, full of cunts Full of sticky floors covered in junk Ha, don't mind them (no one does) Or that hole (ugh, Cherri) What? You've made a great choice to save your soul 'Cause redemption is possible I really, really hope 'Cause if it isn't, then my whole life's been a fuckin' joke And my friend died for no reason And I'm never gonna cope From watching him get fucking murdered right in front of me last month (what?) There's a bar What the shit? Have a beer I don't drink I just know you're gonna love it here We can live in harmony No, I can't make a fucking Mai Tai That's the Hazbin guarantee Now repeat after me I'm checkin' in (I'm checkin' in) I'm seekin' guidance (I'm seekin' guidance), come on, everybody For my reckonin' (For my reckonin') I'll never turn to violence (I'll never turn to violence) I'm checkin' in (I'm checking in) I'm seekin' guidance That place sucked ass Psst, hey, you Who? Me? That's right, baby! Redemption got you snoring? That scene was fucking boring Have you considered a vocation that is more rewarding? Because I sense a drop of star potential With a little boost, that drip could turn torrential Come on down to Vee Tower Where we have talent flower No tellin' how hot you could get once you're backed by our power Let's start with a killer fit Let's get filler in those lips Wax that gooch and pull that strip Snip, snip, snip Ooh, all of Hell's gonna want you In this game, no one outdoes us No one can outbuzz us All you gotta do is trust us (la-la-la) Just us (la-la-la) Trust us Take all these starring roles We trademarked all your holes There's no such thing as being totally over-exposed Except now they're sick of you 'Cause they've seen way too much But we'll still get the clicks from souls who hate you Scratch that, they changed the channel And we can't sell the scandal Hope you had fun, but we are done with you Your run has cancelled We're finished, I'm not kidding Get the fuck out of my building Get the fuck out of my building Snip, snip, snip, bitch Ooh, but if you know someone You tell 'em that no one outdoes us No one can outbuzz us All they gotta do isโ Come on in (Come on down to Vee Tower) Here's your key And see how great your afterlife could be We can live in harmony Why be nice when you can be famous? That's the Hazbin Sign and cash in Guarantee Yeah, right, bitch Trust me, just me Trust- us, no, I- I meant to say us (uh-huh, yeah okay) ย