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Football Violence
Dennis Miller
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It's all very silly
What's eh, what can I tell you about myself
My eh, my hobbies?
I no longer watch the NFL
I can't watch the NFL anymore
I think they've-
Listen, it doesn't have a lot to do with the kneeling
I know enough soldiers who say, you know
They fight for your right to make your choice, so, it's not that
It's just they've gotten so neurotic about making
The extremely violent game of football
The entirely safe game of football
Because they care, huh? They all care
Barack O. Roger and the do-gooders
They swoop in on a pretty good game as it stood
Like seagulls and a dream's circle that's fallen onto a pier and man
They just tear it asunder in the name of doing good, huh?
And I don't think the kneeling is the end of the world
I think they should stay on their knees
Because it is a violent game
Too many people are getting hurt
And I think they should play the game on their knees
Like those Tim Conway golf videos, you know?
And if you have really shitty seats that look the same
You're thinking-
'Cause it's too dangerous right now
They've got guys going off into the King Faisal tent
On the sidelines for the concussion protocol
You never see them again, by the way
They never come back, yeah
I-I think the concussion protocol is
They get them in the tent and ask them to define
What currently constitutes a catch in the NFL
Nobody quite has the answer
I like baseball
I've already been to a Dodger game
I went to Mini-Bat Souvenir Day
Mini-Bat Day, or as I like to think of it as
Road rage resolution tool day
Never had that crazy bastard
Jump out of the car in front of you?
Little Rico Carting model
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