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Three’s Company
Richard Cheese
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Come and knock on our door
We've been waiting for you
Where the kisses are hers and hers and his
Three's company, too
Come and dance on our floor
Take a step that is new
We've a lovable space that needs your face
Three's company, too
Ladies and gentlemen, lounge against the machine
You'll see that I'm in the bar
Calling for you
Down at our rendezvous
Three's company, too
Thank you
Thank you so much
Let's see, rec mode
Three minutes and twenty seconds?
You've been filming that whole thing?
The whole thing
Hey, Bobby
Yeah, you're on now
Frank, yeah
Chaz, okay
What's your name, baby?
Sharon
Sharon? Hold on, say that again
Sharon
And, just for our lawyers, what's your last name?
Isn't someone from the copyright
Office here that can totally bust her?
Now honey, you can use this for personal use
What I'll do, here
Here's what I'll do
I'll focus on Frank, alright?
You can take this home and masturbate to Frank on this
Frank, Frank, do that fucking sound effect that you do
Here you go, baby, thank you
Now, now let's turn that off
Ixnay on the idiotaping vey, alright?
People just don't understand that we work hard
We work hard, and we don't want our stuff stolen
We don't want our copyrights infringed, am I right?
We don't want our female audience members groped, do we?
Oh, I love this
Hey, what happened to your arm, honey?
You broke your wrist, what were you doing?
Don't answer that
That joke wrote itself
Thanks, sweetheart
Anyway, if you've taken pictures tonight
Of the show, please email them to me
Or, if you did not take pictures of the show, but let's say
You took pictures of your genitals, email those to us also
Ladies only
Always have to make that disclaimer, right, Bobby?
You remember Boston
Bobby doesn't know, Bobby's drunk
Actually, they're all drunk
We're all drunk, how about a big round of applause for us?
Thank you