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Forklift
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The landscape company just backed their truck into my whip
And now my Kia looks like an old crumpled bag of chips
The landscape guy (Ted!) was super nice as he apologized
("I am so sorry, let's exchange information")
But I was feeling saucy
So forgiveness won't suffice
I'll forgive you for just one little price
Let me use the forklift
Come on, pretty please, let me give it a try
I wanna use the forklift, baby
Where do I get certified?
Well, Ted was not responsive to my one simple request
("Yeah, I don't think I can let you do that")
He said, "Let's just stick to protocol
Call roadside assistance"
But I'm not a quitter, I'm angry and bitter
At the damage that you've done
The least you can do is help my dream come true
Let me have a little fun
Maybe he'll say yes to a different one
Let me use the chainsaw!
And let me use the forklift at the same time
I wanna use the forklift, baby
Where do I get certified?
"Yeah... I don't think I can let you drive the forklift, man. It's just if my boss found out, I'd get in trouble, it's a potential OSHA violation, it's just not in the cards"
Sad and somber as I watch my car get towed away
Ted and I now don't have much more that we need to say
He said, "Sorry again for all the commotion, I'm sorry it happened this way"
And I said, "it's fine," but I'll try one more time
What if I ask with a key change?
What if I ask with a key change?
Let me use the forklift
Come on, pretty please, let me give it a try
I wanna use the forklift, baby
Where do I get certified?
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