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Twelve Days of Christmas
Reggie Watts
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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a partridge in a pear tree
On the second day of Christ-mas, my true love lent to me, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree
On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and a pear trudge on a par tree
On the fifth day of Christ-mas, my true love sent to me, five gold rings, five gold rings, four calling birds, three French hinds, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, six geese a-laying, five gold rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and some porridge in a pear tree
On the seventh day of Christ-mas, my true love sent to me, seven swans a-swimming, six geese a-playing, five gold rings, five calling birds, three French horns, two turtle doves and some porridge in a pear tree
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, eight maids a-milking, seven swans a-swimming, six geese a-laying, five gold rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and five digit bear tree
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, nine ladies dancing, eight maids a-milking, seven swans a-swimming, six geese a-laying, five gold rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and some porridge on a pear tree
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, ten lords a-leapin', nine ladies dancing, eight maids milking swans, six golden layings, five gold rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and some partridge and some pear trees
On the elelventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, six cars of winking, my true love of sneaking, seven swans a-swimming, six geese a-laying, five gold, five, five, five, five, five, five gold rings, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and some partridge with some pear sauce
On the twelfth day of Christmas, a person said to me, hey man, what you doing?
Hey, where you going? What is your name? How come you're so tall? People like to say that you are just a golf ball
I, well, you can't be my friend. Seven noodle doves, six, three churns, five, prequel cards
And a tunchin gin, and pear tree, tree, pear tree
On the fifth day, it says, thirteenth day of Christmas, person said to me that I can do whatever I can set my mind to if I've got the gumption and I can figure out
Where it is I'm supposed to be gone. Yeah, I can do it. But don't you see?
Sixteen broads of praise, two things, things for it to be filled and a tear tree
On the fourteenth day of Christmas, a Cylon came to me and said, by your command, and showed a laser
Rifle that was filled to the brim. And I was like, what the hell? This is really crazy. I thought you were
Just from a television show, but you are an actual real thing in reality, and there's so much to see
Seven birds of prey, one Cylon raider, two androids, and a person who hasn't seen the black hole
On the fifth day, fifteenth day of Christmas, person said to me
How come you're so strange? I don't know why. I just grew up, I'm a child, and I've got things
Inside my mind, and I'm more comfortable with being myself. And lots of people see that
And some think it's annoying, but I just think it's cool if you can be yourself all the time
Sixteen weights of love, two pounds of dirt, one person who refuses to back down
On the sixteenth day of Christmas, a human came to me and said, hey, what you doing?
I don't know, I'm either. How come you are human? I said that to them, and they were like, I don't know
And they said, that's the circumstances of this. We can do this, but we can always say that this is
Just who we are, and if there's a problem, we can work it out collectively by speaking very clearly
One turtle dove, six pints of gold, two birds t-t-t-treads in in a clear tree
On the sixteenth day of Christmas, a crumption came to me, told me that I was just part of something
That was a conspiracy in some minds of others, but they could be wrong because a conspiracy doesn't
Have to be false or paranoia. Sometimes there's a reason, you just gotta listen. It's just the world
To say stuff that you just want to be. So good. Two turtle doves, three ounces of gold
One measurement of soup, and two pints of clove garlic
On the seventeenth day of Christmas, a person also came to me and said, hey, what are you wearing?
And I said, I don't know what I'm wearing. I am wearing a shirt. They're like, yeah, what kind of shirt?
And I was like, it's a shirt that I found in a thrift store. And they're like, that's really cool
And you're not virtue signaling by showing that you can choose things that are not within
The system that contribute to capitalistic consumption to society. And that is a problem
Inside your head. And you know, when you buy too much, you feel like shit. And then you have to
Deal with what the fuck you are. On the 18th day of Christmas, there used to be a tale
Of two pirates standing tall, one that was short, one medium height, another person that was like
What are you? Are you pirates? And they say, yes. And that, Merry Christmas
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