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Kill 'em with Kindness (Parody)
Bart Baker
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When someone tries to throw me shade
I use a spell I learned on
"Wizards of Waverly Place"
Because I really am a witch!
I turn on the niceness
Pretend I like 'em
They don't realize
I am full of shit
I kill 'em with kindness
'Till their body's lifeless
You're dead!
You're dead!
You're dead now!
When I treat someone kind
They always die
But I cannot be charged with a crime
I get away with murder all the time
Yeah that's right!
Instagram haters
And Twitter trolls
I Direct Message them
A sweet "Hello"
And when they read it
At first they're smiling
But soon they are dying!
I don't use violence
I kill 'em with kindness
It's worse than a kick in the privates
If I feel slighted
You should be frightened
'Cause I'll
Explode
Your head now!
Selena Gomez!
She must be stopped!
Her evil power!
It must be blocked!
That kind of sweetness!
Who could resist it!?
This Canadian!
Hey Justin Bieber!
Your country needs ya!
To stop your ex-girlfriend Selena!
You're numb and jaded!
From female attention!
Her spell will not affect you!
(I kill 'em)
(I kill 'em)
(I kill 'em)
(I kill 'em)
(I kill 'em)
(I kill 'em) Yo what's
Up Selena? (I kill 'em)
(I kill 'em)