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Hi there, nice to meet you
It's great to be here, thanks so much for having me
Okay, shall I just get into it?
Alright
Curriculum vitae for David John Huntriss
Born and raised in Glasgow, Scotland
At the age of twelve I moved to Dorset
And lost my accent pretty quick
I went to school and didn't do badly
Got 10 GCSE's with 5 A's, 4 B's
(including Maths, English, and Science)
And D in an I.T. short course
I went to Uni and studied Music
But I didn't know if I'd ever use it
Then three years on I graduated
And I didn't know what to do with myself
The only way I ever made money was to
Work mind-numbing jobs in offices
Not that that's what I think this is
I'm just giving you a little bit of background
I work well on a team as well as on my own
My administration skills are exemplary
I've got lots of experience
Completing tasks on an ad hoc basis
I work well on a team as well as on my own
My administration skills are exemplary
I've got lots of experience
Completing tasks on an ad hoc basis
I've had so many jobs now that I'm starting to lose count
I've worked in restaurants, in cafes
In pubs and coffee roasteries
Primary schools, secondary schools
Nursing homes and concert halls
Call centres, charities, investment banks
The list goes on
Of course from all these roles I've gained many valuable skills
Such as time-keeping, multi-tasking, and working under pressure
I'm a great communicator, I'm always punctual and well-dressed
I'm just, basically, everything you need
I work well on a team as well as on my own
My administration skills are exemplary
I've got lots of experience
Completing tasks on an ad hoc basis
I work well on a team as well as on my own
My administration skills are exemplary
I've got lots of experience
Completing tasks on an ad hoc basis
Whoah oh oh oh
You really need me
Whoah oh oh oh
And I really need you
I work well on a team as well as on my own
My administration skills are exemplary
I've got lots of experience
Completing tasks on an ad hoc basis
So, do I think I'm the perfect person for this job?
To be honest, probably not
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